The Tiger Going Zero

The magnificent Tiger,

Who once was the king.

Now does some foolish tricks,

Inside a bloody circus ring!!

He had once ruled this place,

But now he is grounded for some chinese paste!

In his reign noone dared to look in his eyes

And today people use his skin to decorate their homes!!

In his times when he roared

The jungles trembled

And in their minds the anmals creid.

And now for medicines his bones ar freid!!!

Then his fear was so that

Noone dared to come near

And now even pigs play on him

And he has to bear!!

The people behind his decline

Can be the supporters of lions

WE must save our king and be their hero

Or I am sure the tiger will go zero.

Janmashtami

Krishna and Balram running after doing a mischief.
Janmashtami is celebrated on the birthday of the charming and handsome Krishna.He was the eighth incartion of Lord Vishnu and the eighth son of Devki and Vasudev.The place he was born was quite weird.He was born inside a cell in a prison.There is a story even after this.It all starts when Kans(Devki's brother) decides to drive the chariot which was going to take Devki and Vasudev to Vasudev's kingdom but as soon as he sits on the chariot a voice speaks from the sky warning Kans that his sister's eighth son is going to become his killer.Soon after hearing this Kans panick's and decide's to kill Devki,his beloved sister.But Vasudev pleads before Kans saying,"What has your sister done to you?Your killer is our son so you can take our son's as soon as they are born so that the phrophecy goes wrong."It satisfied Kans and he locked them up in the prison promising to free them only when he has killed their eighth son.But alas!Who is Kans?And how can he change the phrophecy made by the gods?

He only was able to kill six of their son's.Vasudev's first wife was sucessfuly able to smuggle their sixth son who was later known as Balram.And the eighth son was of course Lord Vishnu's incartion so it was no difficult task getting him out of the prison without being noticed.Vasudev took the child to Nand's house at Nandgram.There both of them swapped their children.But Kans came to know that the child was smuggled just under his nose.He sent so many demons to kill the child but all of them failed.

KRishna was a very naughty child and he did lots and lots of mischeives.He used butter from different houses.

This was the story behind Krishna's birth.

A to Z of Wizarding world

HERE ARE THE CHARACTERS,PLACES,BEASTS,ETC OF HARRY'S WIZARDING WORLD-

A-Albus Dumbledore(Head Master of Hogwarts School)

B-Basilik(A huge serpent which lived in the Chamber of Secrets)

C-Centaurs(Half man and half horses)

D-Diagon Alley(A hidden wizarding district in London)

E-Elder wand(A wand which will always make it's owner to win over his opponent)

F-Fawkes(The pet Pheonix of Dumbledore)

G-Grawp(A gaint and Hagrid's half brother)

H-Hagrid(The game keeper of Hogwarts School)

I-Imperius Curse(A curse used to control somebody out of his will)

J-James Potter(Fahter of Harry)

K-Kings Cross Station(A wizarding railway station)

L-Lily Potter(Harry's mother)

M-Mad-Eye Moody(Harry's DADA teacher in his fourth year and a mamber of the Order)

N- Narcissa Malfoy(Draco Malfoy's mother and a Death Eater)

O-Order of the Pheonix(A secret society made by Dumbledore to fight Voldemort and his followers)

P-Pheonix(A holy creature in the wizarding world)

Q-Harry's DADA teacher in his first year)

R-Ron Weasley(One of Harry's closest friend)

S-Sirius Black(Harry's Godfather and his father's best friend)

T-Triwizard Cup(An inter school competition)

U-Umbridge(Harry's DADA teacher in his fifth year)

V-Voldemort(The darkest wizard ever known)

W-Werewolves(Men who turn in a wolf on a full moon night are called werewolvae)

X-Xenophilius Lovegood(Luna Lovegood's father)

Y-Yaxley(A Death Eater)

Z-Zonkos Joke shop(A shop in Hogs Meade,a wizarding village near Hogwarts School)

Nature

Nature oh Nature,

You are our maker.

Nature oh Nature,

You are our maker.

Nature oh Nature,

You are the present,past and the future.

And your mystries give coluor to the pictures.

Nature oh Nature,

You are a true superstar,

You even know about the red planet Mars.

Nature oh Nature,

Man is your best creation

Then why does he neglet you?

And cause his his own destruction?

Exams have come

The house is in the silent mode,
Not a single child playing on the road.
No one watching T.V.,
No one playing games.
This is the signal telling,
Exams have come.

No running, not a single time for fun,
As exams have come.
Many are trying to learn their lessons,
AND
Others are crying, thinking,
‘Exam mien na jaane kyaa question aaye?
Madam Ne to soch liya hum KO fail karwana hai.

At the examination hall when teacher asks,
‘Are the questions easy?’
All the children reply at once,
‘Easy ma’am.’
But under their breath they say, “Ma’am but the answers are difficult”!
(Well I’m one of them.)

Don’t be scared of them they are our friends,
Learn your lessons correctly,And I’m sure you will win them

The Wonderful Night

In the night the train was traveling fast,
Still I could see the outside scene.
The night was bright,
And the sight was just right.

The shade was deep-blue,
And the stars were twinkling too.
The hills stood in a queue.
The cold wind blew.
It froze the night.

About five in the morning,
The shade changed to pink from blue.
The darkness began to fade,
And the sun was rising.

Sitting at the window,
I thought,
At night while sleeping,
We don’t know that we miss so much.

The Number "SEVEN'

Don't you think that the number seven is compared to other numbers is special?

But I think so.Do you know why?It's because there are 7 days in a week,in Indian Mythology there are stars known as the seven sages,during Indian Weddings the bride and the bridegroom take seven 'pheras' 'the Justice League(a cartoon series)has got seven main heroes and last but not the least there is no divisibility rule for seven!

(The Justice League)

7 is known as the lucky number and even the holy number.

GOD

God is the word the baby spoke first.
God is the word a man says when he is going to die.
God is the word a man says when he prays.
God is the word a man says when he is in need.
God is the word a man says when he is in trouble.
God is the person, who does so much for us.
BUT
We only ask!Can’t we also do something for him?

India vs Bangladesh

The sun was shining brightly,
Bangladesh was fielding tightly,
But India was taking it lightly.
They forgot not to think
Their opponent weak
But they did the mistake.




And their batting petrol,
Began to leak.
Taking the advantage of the wet field,
Bangladesh began to win.
Conquering the heart of cricket fans,
They won the match by five wickets.

In Books

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
In Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, eleven-year-old Harry Potter learns that he is a wizard when Rubeus Hagrid, the half-giant Keeper of the Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and aide to Headmaster Albus Dumbledore, hand-delivers his invitation to attend the school. Hagrid tells Harry about his magical background and his fame in the wizarding community. Harry also learns that his parents, James and Lily, have left him a small fortune. Harry's first introduction to the wizarding world is Diagon Alley, a hidden wizarding district in London. While there he buys a magic wand at Ollivander's, as well as spellbooks, and receives an owl from Hagrid. On the Hogwarts Express, the train that takes students from London's King's Cross station to the school, he meets Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, who later become his closest friends. All three are "sorted" into Gryffindor House, one of four school Houses. Harry joins the Gryffindor Quidditch team, becoming the youngest Seeker in more than a century. Draco Malfoy becomes Harry's rival. Meanwhile, Lord Voldemort (long presumed dead) has secretly returned. Using the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Professor Quirrell as a host body, he searches Hogwarts for the Philosopher's Stone that he believes will restore his body and make him immortal. Voldemort is thwarted by Harry, with help from Ron and Hermione.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry faces more challenges when he is revealed to be a parselmouth. Now there is a growing suspicion that he may be the Heir of Slytherin. The Heir is believed responsible for attacks on Muggle-born pupils throughout the school. Harry’s toughest challenge, however, is posed by Tom Riddle, the "memory" of a younger Lord Voldemort hidden within his old diary that has mysteriously fallen into Ginny Weasley's possession.[6] Controlling Ginny through the diary, Riddle uses her to release a deadly basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets. Harry proves his mettle in the book's climax by rescuing Ginny from the Chamber and killing the Basilisk with Godric Gryffindor's sword. Harry also tricks Lucius Malfoy into freeing his house elf, Dobby, who has helped Harry.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
In Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry becomes the supposed target of Sirius Black, a murderous wizard who escaped from Azkaban, Britain's wizarding prison. Hunting Black are terrifying, hooded creatures called Dementors, the guards of Azkaban. Despite the danger, Harry returns to school, but lacking his guardians' written permission, he is barred from joining student outings to Hogsmeade, the nearby wizarding village. Fred and George Weasley give him their Marauder's Map, a magical document showing secret passageways in and out of Hogwarts, as well as every person's location within the castle. Harry uses a tunnel to slip into Hogsmeade wearing his Invisibility Cloak. At Christmas, Harry receives a Firebolt racing broom from an annonymous benefactor after his Nimbus 2000 is destroyed by the Whomping Willow during a Quidditch match. Suspecting Black sent it, Hermione reports it to McGonagall, who confiscates it for testing. Harry overhears that Black is his godfather and was his father's best friend. It is believed he divulged the Potters' secret whereabouts to Lord Voldemort and was convicted of murdering their friend, Peter Pettigrew, as well as twelve Muggle bystanders. Harry vows to find and kill Black only to discover that he never betrayed his parents—it was Peter Pettigrew, who faked his own death and framed Black for the crimes. Harry is ecstatic that his godfather will be exonerated and can become his legal guardian. However, when Pettigrew—and the truth—escape, Black is forced back into hiding.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Hogwarts hosts the Triwizard Tournament, a recently revived inter-school competition. The Beauxbaton Academy and the Durmstrang Institute also participate. After one champion from each school is selected, Harry is mysteriously chosen as a fourth competitor, even though he is underage and never entered his name into the Goblet of Fire. The champions face three dangerous challenges on their way to the Triwizard Cup. During the final event, Hogwarts champion Cedric Diggory and Harry help each other and agree to grab the Cup simultaneously, unaware it is actually a Portkey. They are transported to a graveyard where Lord Voldemort awaits. On Voldemort's order, his servant Peter Pettigrew (Wormtail) murders Cedric with the Killing curse. Harry is bound to a tombstone and forced to witness a ritual (which uses his blood) that restores Lord Voldemort's body. When Voldemort engages Harry in a duel, their wands' magical streams interlock, creating an effect called Priori Incantatem that momentarily shields Harry, allowing him time to grab the Portkey and escape back to Hogwarts. Voldemort's servant, Barty Crouch Jr is unmasked; he has been posing as Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher "Mad-Eye" Moody by using polyjuice potion. Crouch's soul is sucked out by Dementors before he repeats his confession to officials, causing the Ministry of Magic to dispute Harry and Dumbledore's claims that Voldemort has returned.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
In Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry is attacked by Dementors while staying with his aunt and uncle for the summer. He casts a Patronus Charm to defend himself and his Muggle cousin, Dudley. Harry is charged with performing underage magic and must appear at a hearing at the Ministry of Magic and may be expelled from Hogwarts. Dumbledore has him taken to Number 12, Grimmauld Place, a dilapidated house in London owned by his godfather Sirius Black, that now serves as headquarters for the Order of the Phoenix. Harry is cleared thanks to testimony from Dumbledore and Harry's neighbor, Arabella Figg, a Squib who has secretly guarded Harry since he was an infant. In retaliation against Dumbledore, Minister for Magic Cornelius Fudge appoints Dolores Umbridge as the new Hogwarts Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher so she can spy on the school. She is later appointed High Inquisitor, empowered to arbitrarily change and impose school rules. Urged by Hermione, Harry secretly trains students in real defensive magic. The group calls themselves, "Dumbledore's Army" (D.A.). When Voldemort implants a false vision in Harry's mind that Sirius is being tortured at the Ministry office in London, Harry and D.A. members Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, and Luna Lovegood rush to his rescue. Lured into the Department of Mysteries, the students are ambushed by Voldemort's Death Eaters. Order of the Phoenix reinforcements arrive in time, although Sirius is killed by his cousin Bellatrix Lestrange. Voldemort appears and attempts to fatally curse Harry, but Dumbledore's sudden arrival saves him. Voldemort grabs Bellatrix and disapparates, but not before being seen by the Minister and Ministry employees, vindicating both Harry and Dumbledore.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
In Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, the wizarding population now calls Harry "The Chosen One". Harry learns that he has inherited his godfather Sirius Black's estate, including the house at Grimmauld Place that is currently being used as the Order of the Phoenix headquarters. Back at Hogwarts, Harry is stunned when Professor Snape is announced as the new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. His vacant position has been filled by former Potions Master, Horace Slughorn. Slughorn lends Harry an old potions textbook once belonging to a student identified only as "The Half-Blood Prince." The book's copious handwritten notes help Harry excel in Potions class. Dumbledore gives Harry private lessons which are actually trips into various individuals' memories concerning Voldemort. The memories provide evidence that Voldemort created seven Horcruxes by splitting his soul and placing six fragments into common objects after committing a murder. The seventh was left inside his body. He has ensured his immortality until all Horcruxes have been destroyed. Two have been eliminated; Tom Riddle's diary that possessed Ginny Weasley in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets was destroyed by Harry, and a ring was found by Dumbledore. Harry and Dumbledore retrieve a third Horcrux, a locket, hidden inside a secret cave, although Dumbledore is seriously weakened in the effort. They return to find the school invaded by Death Eaters. Dumbledore is killed by Snape as Harry, helplessly petrified under his Invisibility Cloak, looks on. Released from the spell, Harry pursues Snape, who identifies himself as the Half-Blood Prince and escapes with Draco Malfoy. Harry recovers the locket from Dumbledore's body, but a note inside reveals it is a fake; the real Horcrux has been stolen by someone whose initials are R.A.B..

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
It is unknown what will happen in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows; however, Harry stated at the end of the previous book that he would not return to Hogwarts, even if it were to reopen. He decided at the end of Half-Blood Prince to destroy Voldemort's remaining Horcruxes after staying at the Dursley's.

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Harry Potter & The Order Of Pheonix

Harry Potter, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger enter their fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The wizarding community has shunned Harry and Albus Dumbledore, head of Hogwarts, who claim that Lord Voldemort has, after 14 years, regained a body and been restored to full power, and are instead influenced by the propaganda of The Daily Prophet and the intentional ignorance of the Minister of Magic, Cornelius Fudge. Fudge appoints a new Hogwarts Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher, Dolores Umbridge, who begins to steadily take over Hogwarts through the support of the Ministry.
Harry, Ron and Hermione immediately dislike Umbridge, because she refuses to allow them to discuss the return of Voldemort, her detentions are painful and torturous, and because she teaches them inadequate, textbook lessons devoid of actual magic. Thus, "Dumbledore's Army" is founded, as an underground organization with Harry as teacher to prepare twenty-seven of his schoolmates in case of a battle with Voldemort. Harry starts having dreams about what Voldemort is doing and saves Ron's dad, by seeing him being attacked in the Department of Mysteries by Nagini, Voldemort's pet snake. Harry then begins Occlumency lessons with Professor Snape to close his mind to the Dark Lord's penetrations in the event that Lord Voldemort should become aware of the connection between Harry Potter's mind and his own. A vision of Sirius Black being tortured by Lord Voldemort in the bowels of the Department of Mysteries prompts Harry to launch a rescue attempt.
Shortly after disposing of Umbridge, courtesy of the centaur herd and the giant Grawp, Harry and his friends fly to the Ministry of Magic on Thestrals. Deep in the bowels of the Department of Mysteries in the fabled Hall of Prophecy, Harry and his friends discover the vision was a trap set so Harry could retrieve a prophecy for Voldemort concerning the two of them. After a fierce battle throughout the Department of Mysteries that results in the prophecy being smashed, the Hall of Prophecy crumbling into ruin, and Sirius Black's death by falling through the Veil in the Death Chamber, Harry pursues Sirius's murderer, Bellatrix Lestrange, to the Atrium of the Ministry itself. Harry confronts her there, only to come face to face with Lord Voldemort himself. Before Voldemort can kill Harry, Albus Dumbledore appears. A spectacular duel erupts between the two of them that ends in a stalemate, and Voldemort attempts to possess Harry. After an agonising internal battle, Voldemort is ultimately forced from Harry's body and mind, prompting him to state that Harry "will lose everything" due to the profound amount of love that resides within him. Harry voices his pity for Voldemort about his inability to ever know or understand love or friendship.
Fudge arrives just seconds before Voldemort disapparates, following Bellatrix who had fled minutes before. The Ministry is forced to acknowledge its error, and Dumbledore and Harry are vindicated. Dumbledore then discusses with Harry the contents of the prophecy Voldemort wanted so badly, which states that "Either must die by the hand of the other, for neither can live while the other survives." Harry then departs for another summer with a heavy load on his mind: he must either kill or be killed.

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James Bond 007

Whenever James Bond meets someone he introduces himself saying:
The name is BOND!!!(smiles)...JAMES BOND...!!!
His style is absolutely killing...but when he meets one of the Telegu Guys...
the scene is somewhat different:-

Telegu Guy:Hello,may I know your name please?
James Bond:The name is Bond (continuing in his inimitable style)...JAMES BOND.
James Bond:And you, sir?
Telegu Guy:My name is Reddy...Shiva Reddy...
Shamba Shiva Reddy...
Venkata Shamba Shiva Reddy....
Srinivasa Venkata Shamba Shiva Reddy....
Yarlagadda Srinivasa Venkata Samba Shiva Reddy....
Rajashekhara Yarlagadda Srinivasa Venkata Samba Shiva Reddy....
Sitaramanjaneyula Rajashekhara Yarlagadda Srinivasa Venkata Samba Shiva Reddy....
Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajashekhara Yarlagadda Srinivasa Venkata Samba Shiva Reddy....

James Bond faints....
Since then when anyone asks BOND his name he simply says "James Bonds"

Vampires Are Tricky

Come on, come on
Come near my coffin
AND
Open it.
A friend needs your help.
Said the Vampire

Come on, come on
Brush my teeth,
They are not so as you think.

Don’t believe me?
Test yourselves,
I will not bite,
Or suck your blood,
I swear.
Said the Vampire again.

But children Pssssstttt
Come here I will tell you a secret.
the vampire is lying.
I know because
I’m too a Blood-Sucking VAMPIRE.
HA HA HA HA HA HA

I AM A FAN

I move the whole summers & sleep through the winter. Guess who am I?

Oh no! I’m not Kumbhkaran! I’m a fan.
My name is Usha.
I’ve got to suck electricity all summers even if I don’t want anymore,
And in winters
I’m forgotten and life becomes a bore.

All winters I’m covered with dust and no one even bothers about it and in summer if I’m dirty, all are ready to shine me up!

In winter I want to work so that I can get some warmth but no! You will never try to switch me on.
In summers I want some rest so that I can cool down but no! You’ll not switch me off.

How selfish can you get!

Life for a fan is difficult,
If you don’t believe me, come hang in my place.
And you will know how I’ve felt.

A Chair?!!!

I am a chair,
But not a simple ware.

I’m the Prime Minister’s chair.
Whoever sits on me becomes the Mayor,
But he gets a bee sting,
When he comes to know,
He lost the elections.
And in spite of anger, says
“Jab tak rahega samose mien aloo,
Bihar mien rahega Laloo.”

They fight for me,
They do everything, only for me.

Of all you have heard
I am the best ware,
I am a chair.

DEADLY SEA

The night was silent,
The sea wanted violence.

The powerful waves,
Were washing the caves.
Trying to kill the strong will,
Of the people traveling on the deck.

Scaring the children making them cry,
Stalking the ships, traveling in the night.

Then I saw that dangerous wave,
Thrown by the sea towards me.

It just crashed into the ship,
The ship felt it like a whip
And broke into pieces.
Throwing men and women in the churning water.
Separating mothers and fathers from sons and daughters.

It got what it wanted,
And left us all haunted.
Hanging for dear life,
Hoping the nightmare would pass by the night.